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Wednesday Fucked Up Search Terms: Thursday Edition.

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Posted 31 Mar 2011 — by The Dude
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So I’ve been out of town shooting a film for a minute or two, but the fucked up search terms keep piling up…along with some interesting ones.

-socialist beer
-foreign fuck
-fucking master fuck of his lover
-oldfuckrussians
-fucking +90
-fucking in brewery (Heyo!)
-handjo
-collar bone scars
-cowardly lion drinking a beer
-carolina ale house sucks
-beet shits
-fucking in kilts
-fucking with sausage

and finally, one that really feels good…
-bearded guy stout

This has been the Thursday edition of the Wednesday Fucked Up Search Terms. Thank you, come again.

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Too little, too late – Wednesday fucked up searches and shit.

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Posted 30 Jun 2010 — by The Dude
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Ahoy hoy, comrades. Bet you though I had liver failure. Fuck you.

Search terms that make me squirm:
-how meny fuccing in india at this time
-cold mountain fucking
-drnk brther fucking

As you can see, creative geniuses like myself know how to market to future fucking Nobel Laureates.

Noteworthy:
-crispy stella

Hope that guy was an Achewood fan.

And finally, what I like to see:
-drink it, it’s a fucking beer

More substance later, for sho.

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Fucking Wednesday Fucked Up Search Terms

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Posted 16 Jun 2010 — by The Dude
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It’s fucking time for the only recurring feature we have at itsafuckingbeer: the wednesday fucked up search terms.

But first, you get to see how fucking real we in fucktown keep it: Leftovers.

Crispy Stella

Oh dogg on a hogg we got much crispy Stellas out by the pool Ray / That golden action is so crunchy

Check this shit out. Belgian-style feast: Crispy Stella (somebody left in the fridge) with a PB and lingonberry ‘wich with some bullshit better-to-eat-on-the-shitter bulgar wheat and wheatberry salad (also left in the fridge). On top of the genuine Coleman “coffee table” on the fucking porch. Yeah, we’re the fucking renters in this fancy-ass neighborhood. It’s probably a good thing we’re white…

(If you don’t get it, you probably haven’t spent enough time in the South.)

Weirdass search terms:
-tits & ass beer stein
-jizz ay pappy
-wwwfuckbaby.com
-facking children
-englishstyle of fucking

And the noteworthy:
-harpoon beer sucks

And of course:
-list of good fucking beers

That about wraps it up.

Oh yeah, Stella sucks. Hard.

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The short, the sweet, the fucked up wednesday search term roundup.

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Posted 26 May 2010 — by The Dude
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Here’s a new feature for you fuckers – a roundup of the past week’s fucked up search terms. Fucking awesome:

-nours fucking in india

-fuck in beer bar

-boys fuck beers

-a cold winter fuck

-fucking children boy

-vertical fucking

And a few lesser-fucked ones:

-magic hat is disgusting

-fuck fancy beer give me a bud [i'm not really sure what this person was looking for or why he would decide to search for that phrase on the fucking internet]

-what the fuk beer

And my favorite:

-it’s a fucking good beer. drink it.

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