Posts Tagged ‘Mead’

Videxclusive: Itsafuckingmead!

The educational branch of itsafuckingbeer has released its first video instructional volume. It’s a simple, easy-to-follow tutorial on making mead, a tasty, inbred cousin of beer. See below.

Please let us know if you have any questions or comments on our procedure. And feel free to suck my dick if you disagree with anything. Even though we’re fucking amateurs over here. My mead speaks for itself, though.

Look at my bottled piss, assholes.

I can't believe they elected Obama President instead of me.

Itsmyfuckingmead, asswipe. Drink it!

Well, the piss didn’t actually originate in me, but I own it. Some bees pissed in a box in this dude’s yard, and he brought it to me in mason jars. I added some fruit and spices and bread yeast (no shit, as seen here), and it turned into something that burns when you drink it. Which is different from my own personal piss in that mine burns on the way out instead of the way in.